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Oprah has already gotten away with making Obama president
and now
wannabe Tyra Banks is getting away with making McKey America's Next Top Model?!

What the fuck is this (television) world coming to?
Something to contemplate along with the eight virtues of Confucianism--ahem, how about justice... a sense of shame? being non-corrupt? "That is to say that when lacking the eight virtues or forgetting the eight virtues, a person cannot be regarded as a human being, because he has forgotten the standards of being a human." Oh, and that's really not a compliment.

Today I bought eco-friendly tampons!!!

...and then I found 50 dollars.

I don't know if this is cool to do these days but I'll be available in Indiana, Pennsylvania, from the 16th to the 28th of December.

Noticeably not reliving 2008's new year's eve.

I've been feeling awful (and deservedly so) but now I'm thinking about kitties and kitties make me feel good. Perhaps I've even discovered my calling: working in a German cat shelter. And hey, my first cat and first BFF was a German shelter cat that I lovingly (re)named Kitty, after my first word. It all fits, amirite?

According to www.dunkindonuts.com, there are ZERO locations within a FIFTY-MILE radius of 97210.

Perspective.

What!!

Today I wore my underwear inside out and discovered I owed over one hundred dollars to the Bank of America, just in time for paying rent.